If the following lines are not true, then i don't know what is.
According to her-
"There is nothing above bottoms on the crisis scale. Bottoms are our natural enemy.
Having a bottom is like living with the enemy. Not only do they spend their lives slowly inflating, they flirt with men while we're looking the other way."
According to him-
"When God made the arse, he didn't say, 'Hey, it's just your basic hinge, let's knock off early.' He said, 'Behold ye angels, I have created the arse. Throughout the ages to come, men and women shall grab hold of these, and shout my name!'
When man invented fire, he didn’t say, 'Hey, let’s cook!', he said, 'Great, now we can see naked bottoms in the dark.'"
AMEN TO THAT!
(This is inspired from a sitcom.... if you can guess right, you get your bottom kicked.)
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Coupling! Kick google's arse not mine...
...and you got the sitemeter too...Bitch! (dude (enunciated the sonali way again), at least allow us to access your stats, dont make them sooo private. I wanna know who jumps from your blog to mine...LoL)
I want the site-meter too!
And the blogs that you have blog-rolled are really good :P
P.S: I'm not a cynic!!! Acridly sarcastic, yes, but NOT cynical!
Er... I didn't bother to google up the stuff you've written, but i swear i did read it!
"And the blogs that you have blog-rolled are really good :P"
- I shall pretend that is a compliment to my blog as well. such is life.
p.s. wonder what the deleted comment said.
Somebody seems to have taken those scraps way too seriously; full dil pe and all
And well ya i was complimenting all of them, including my own. so there... the beginnings of a strong self-appraising society.
"full dil pe and all"
- LoL! no! not at all: didnt take it too seriously. a self-deprecating sense of humour always helps (though i am sure that anupam would vouch for the fact that modesty is hardly my forte)
i'm glad that my blog has become a message board where the 2 of you can get to know each other better!
One tight slap to Mr. Pande for his pathetic sense of humour,hence forth to be referred as cyclopam (ya ya, his class of humour tends to rub on)
Btw how come cyclopam expects all of us to comment on his blog but does not deem it fit to return the humongous favour?
hear! hear! (ref: leave comments!) by the way, cyclopam has previously even been known as pornopam for the dubious quality of his jokes (you get the idea)
and yeah, just posted something on the blog.
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